Rudolph Giuliani, the ex-mayor of New York City and a former adviser to Donald Trump, is in critical but stable condition at a hospital, his spokesman said Sunday.
Spokesman Ted Goodman didn’t say what sent the 81-year-old to the hospital or how long he’s been there.
Giuliani was dubbed “America’s mayor” in light of his leadership in New York after the Sept. 11 attacks in 2001.
He later became Trump’s personal attorney for a time and a vocal proponent of Trump’s allegations of fraud in the 2020 election, won by Democrat Joe Biden. Trump and his backers lost dozens of lawsuits claiming fraud, and numerous recounts, reviews and audits of the election results turned up no signs of significant wrongdoing or error.
Oh no. So close to the right guy for a blood clot…
Rest in piss you fucking ghoul.
HA
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He got a heart attack because he found out his hooker was over 18?
I feel bad for the nurses.
Doubtless Trump will be personally visiting his good friend in the hospital. Maybe sneak him in some spray-on hair?
Great work, now do Trump
The wake will be held at Four Seasons landscaping.
Please please please
I like to think he’ll be remembered forever for organizing the single greatest press conference ever held in a landscaper’s parking lot.
I’m going to remember him as being the driving factor behind “stop and frisk” which saw an increasingly hostile and racially insensitive police force in America’s biggest city.
Before he was a melting alcoholic, a incompetent lackey for an incompetent wannabe mafioso president, or held the whitewashed and unearned “America’s Mayor” title after 9/11, he was the guy whose cops shot a man 41 times after he ran away from them. I suspect Amado Diallo was running from the cops because just a few years prior, the same police force had sexually assaulted an immigrant - a black man - that was handcuffed in their precinct by
doing terrible things
sodomizing him with a broken broom handle in his anus and mouth to the extent that they broke several of his teeth and caused severe damage to his colon and bladder.
Abner Louima required several corrective surgeries and two months of hospitalization.
So, yeah, that’s the Giuliani I remember. Oh, and when he dressed in drag to entertain Trump.
Where were you the day satire died?
Guy really put the dildo store next to it on the map. RIP rudi Gulliani - dildo store promoter.
Thoughts and prayers, shitheel.

Rats. He’s still alive.

As a New Yorker, here’s my favorite Giuliani story.
After winning his first election, but before he was inaugurated, Rudy happened to be on the scene of a pedestrian struck. A kid was the victim and his mother was there. Mom wanted the ambulance crew to take her son to the hospital where her husband was a doctor.
The EMS lieutenant was trying to explain that it was protocol to take the boy to the nearest hospital. Rudy decided to get involved and overrode the proper medical procedure. The crew took the child past several hospitals.
Rudy went to the media and lied that the EMS lieutenant and crew had neglected the boy and tried to make himself a hero.
dude that’s wild - and the rest of the story?
THAT BOY SURVIVED AND GREW UP, his name was George Anthony Devolder Santos. AKA Anthony Santos, Anthony Devolder, George Anthony Devolder, George Michael Santos, George Devolder, George A.D. Santos, Anthony Zabrovsky, George Anthony Santos-Devolder, Katara Ravache











