Yeah, nobody is out there ready to cover their mobility scooters in Vance merch.

The moon is about 1.3 light seconds away.

2600 ping is a lot, but people have likely played with worse. Just not very well.

Gonna be some serious ping times.

That’s pretty much what a browser needs these days.

Look on the bright side, at least they don’t have to work for Larry fucking Ellison any more.

I’m not rallying against SSL. Just an example of browser warnings.

A big man in the middle attack service, operating in a hostile nation? What could go wrong?

Give them a few more years and every site except big social media will be flagged as dangerous in your browser, like those without valid SSL certs are now.

How would that even work with a shelf edge label? They’re not instant, most take like 20 seconds to redraw the screen. They’re also not smart at all.

If they wanted pricing per customer, they’d have a generic price on the shelf, and make you scan on an app/handheld scanner for “offers”, and everyone gets a different discount.

Feels like something systemd can solve with a compile time flag. Either have it on or off depending on if you want to legally sell it in those areas or not and away you go.

Nah, it just needs a team of Indian guys to step in whenever the collision alarms go off.

Wow, that doesn’t sound like a pyramid scheme at all. At all.

It’s nothing compared to how we’ll celebrate when this orange waste of cum dies.

Not when oil is involved.

Which would come as a surprise to hundreds of dead Iranian schoolgirls.

Turns out the military under Trump is more a “fuck that town in particular” affair.

Sure, I love it when a 50KB app takes 50MB because some cunt designer only knows HTML.

Worse, advertiser’s can’t read them!

Wankr.

Demolition Man becoming increasingly prescient.

“If conservatives become convinced that they can not win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. The will reject democracy.”