Well I said it in an even matter!

Damn it, I never got to fly on it! Then again, I haven’t been on an airplane since 1977 so….

M orons

A re

G overning

A merica!

I grew an entire field of Fucks this year and unfortunately I’ve already run out of them. Oh well!

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Asshole Intelligence is going to be the end of us!

I’d probably have to put in a few extra hours a week to pay that back. Problem is, I’m retired!

The less you know

The less you have to do!

Pretty sure that’s what I had at the seafood buffet yesterday!