For anyone like me whose bullshit detector calibration is off from the past 10 years of crazy, this is indeed a real tweet from the official White House Twitter account.
This timeline is fucked and I’m done with it.
My guy. The crazy shit hasn’t started yet. This will be the darkest decade of your life. So much unnecessary suffering…
“So far”
Me too Morty, let’s get out of here
“I told you, we can only do this three or four more times, and you fucked with SQUIRRELS?!?”
Oh it’s about tariffs
For anyone who would prefer the original link, here’s the direct link to Twit——
just kidding
Thanks
I mean it’s so wild, no one would make it up
Why did they let a kid tweet by the White House account?
There’s no way they woulda let Musk’s head hobbit exist there for so long without earning his keep somehow. Poor little kid is just repeating the same shit he’s hearing the adult-shaped ugly children around him saying.
Is it a real quote from the movie? I’ve seen it but I don’t remember what all the signs said.
It’s not. But it’s disturbingly apt.
Do not ingest their poison, block and ignore weaponized stupidity. Come back in 4 years. Stupid will burn itself out.
You’re more hopeful than you’ve been given any reason to be to assume this will be over in 4 years.
Your complacency is their enforcement mechanism.
It is an international perspective. That country is burned out, board up the door and windows leading up there. Nobody needs to go, trade, or talk to them, they’re done. It’s like they’re not there anymore. Life needs to go on without them, it’s over. Maybe in 4 years, in the unlikely event that there are still elections, they will gets their shit together, but for now, lock the door to the asylum and throw away the key into the drawer of garbage.
We really should be seriously considering economic sanctions against America, not just reciprocal tariffs. Bullies always reveal themselves to be cowards when you stand up to them.
They are kind of sanctioning themselves to be fair.
No reason not to help them along…
Australia is just a us military base with kangaroos
I feel so sorry for the onion.
@hoshikarakitaridia @Objection
You win the Internet today.
Classic movie! It was commenting on the Regan era trickle-down, job exporting, tax-cutting agenda and the people behind it
Here’s a link to the song “Pet” by A Perfect Circle.
Don’t know why your comment made me want to add this.
“DO NOT RETALIATE because we are vewy scawed pls don’t huwt us oh no why are you being so vewy mean to us for no weason? 🥺”
“The left is sniff so mean!”
This reminds me of Hydra’s “Compliance will be rewarded”
“We need you to not retaliate because we’re not serious to begin with.”
Doubt humanity
Stay asleep
“Stay out of the road, if you want to grow old”
They’ll call it the “Pat on the Head Bill”
