You know what, I’m gonna say slop even harder

I use Deezer. After Spotify started subsidizing Rogan, it was the only service that had a reasonably Spotify-like UI. Apple Music was absolutely horrible, especially for someone who already has a local library.

If this post has a score of -23, why is it in the top ten items I’m seeing on Lemmy?

DUI hire.

Why does Apple even let apps read my phone model and battery level?

Their users will accept this.

Isn’t $700k per year really low for a CEO or high level exec of an extremely visible, important, high-profile firm?

Atheist married to a Catholic here: It’s not odd for religious people to share their religious perspective. It’s inextricably part of the fabric of their life and their worldview, and for them it’s relevant to the question OP asked.

Stop me if you’re over 30 and have heard this three dozen times during your life.

“We need you to not retaliate because we’re not serious to begin with.”

Trump threatens a lot of things to get attention.

Everyone playing along that this is some kind of genuine policy play are just buying into Trump as a legitimate leader in a similar way to how MAGA-heads do. Trump does not give a fuck about American manufacturing, American jobs, onshoring, offshoring, none of that. It’s all a grift. He’s waiting for some kind of payoff here, be it in the form of countries giving in to bad deals for the Trump Organization or investing in Truth or $TRMP. In some cases he gets to be feted at state dinners and sign some watered down, meaningless “trade deal,” temporarily backfilling his deep insecurities. Enough of this and most of the tariffs evaporate.

If you don’t have a Twitter account there’s no reason for you to care about this at all.

Spend your limited time on earth worrying about things that matter.

This is what happens when you lose elections.

Now get rid of the touch screen entirely. Mark my words, the first electric car unveiled as a totally analog experience will be incredibly popular.

I know this isn’t satire but it feels uncannily like satire.

WYEA? 🌝🤡

whopping

Not the most important thing but god I hate this website’s image. “WYEA?” [rock man smiling smugly]

You had your chance, NYT, and you helped him get elected for clicks. Now I’m not reading your rage-bait bullshit.