This is a case where calling them pigs tends to slander the barnyard animal who’s way smarter than these bozos.

Conspiracy theories are a plot by Big Dumb to make us think less.

Mexico is going to pay for the wall too.

This couldn’t be more American if the trenches included a fast food restaurant.

Any other country would’ve issued spades.

If they take grill brushes from law-abiding people then only the criminals will have grill brushes.

No such thing as a decent pig. ALL cops are bastards.

This is because the institution is corrupt and focusing on the individual actions, motives, and character of individual pigs misses the whole fucking point.

How many good cops does it take to change a lightbulb? Just kidding good cops have never changed anything.

You must have been of Microslop for a while if you think frustrating issues on update is a Linux thing. Just last a couple weeks ago, Microsoft released a security update that locked people out of their “C” drive. (In Windows, this is bad)

Fuck this headline. I understand click bait, but this is abuse of the literate.

A female guard replied “If he is dead, we’re going to cover it up and he’s going to have an alibi – my officers,” the FBI notes said. The inmate claimed the whole wing overheard the exchange.

My favorite part is not where the phrase “cover up” is explicitly used, it’s the part where the female guard clarifies that it’s “my officers” who are going to get an alibi. As if she was worried their’d be confusion over the pronoun “he’s”.

In context, this reads like a bad SNL sketch.

If you read the article, only the victims were from Utah. The murderer is from Iowa.

I got a lot of badges when I was a scout. Didn’t have to use my penis for any of them.

I can not be created, only confirmed.

Audiophiles get a lot of friction, but this kind of person exists in almost any hobby. People fascinated by equipment and ascetics who loose the plot about what their hobby is all about.

Another sacrifice to the god of guns.

Every time something like this happens, gunbrains will explain why it’s the result of stupidity. But that’s just copeum because they need to believe that their choices aren’t putting their families at risk.

The fine print is worse. If you cancel, you owe a fee equal to the rental price for the remainder of the year.

This is interesting, but I’ve grown suspicious of the Econ101 idea that everything is explained by the incentives imposed on rational actors.

Murder and rape rates has fallen along with property crime as the article points out. But nationwide murder clearance rate is like 50% and the rape numbers are much worse than that. So somehow I don’t think the proximate cause of crime reduction is the due to the diligence of pigs.

Chomsky knew all about Epstein and continued to defend him publicly until his death.

… while Chomsky was advising Epstein on how to respond to press coverage about his history of sexual abuse.

Again, from the article:

…the hysteria that has developed about abuse of women, which has reached the point that even questioning a charge is a crime worse than murder’ -Chomsky in an email to Epstein in 2019. (Same year Epstein died, MeToo was 2017)

There is not much benefit of the doubt here. Chomsky was aware of what Epstein was about, and was at the very least sympathetic.