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Then work harder to make sure Trump becomes nothing more than a cautionary tale.

This. Fuck man this world is so spoiled by a long peace that people don’t fucking understand the stakes anymore.

Apparently we are rapidly approaching another period of time where just nicely begging people to take this shit seriously isn’t enough and we are going to have to kill a hundred million people or so for another generation can learn this same fucking lesson we’ve been repeating for some 40,000 years.

But no, Love Island is on, so feel free to ignore the incipient fascism bearing down on you and condemn your children to a world where that won’t be possible.

Everything is politics. The moment you think otherwise you become part of the problem.

Get into the emotional state while you are writing, and get your crying out then. The trick to public speaking is always the same - practice enough that it gets boring. Also, if you cry in the middle of it that’s fine too, because shit is sad, and nobody is going to hold it against you.

Yeah I hated systemd since before it was cool to hate systemd again.

Here he looks constipated

Why don’t presidents fight the war?

That’s just the multipolar world kicking in

This is why whenever I am going to do crime, I just attach my cell phone to my neighbor’s car in the morning.

child predators are a real world problem

I cannot emphasize this enough - I absolutely do not care what your children do on the Internet.

The lack of simple attacks on soft targets is proof that the threat is overstated and that a statistically overwhelming portion of humans simply don’t want to put bombs on busses and rig them to explode on bridges or in tunnels.

Does not bake delicious lasagna

Germans are everywhere. Basically everywhere you go as a tourist, it’s loud Americans and slightly less loud Germans using the Americans for cover to be lounder than they would normally be.

Throw a dildo at them

Idiocracy deleted scene, or Trump administration policy?

Definitely. I can get legit goat or beef birria, al pastor, and sopes easier than a burrito these days. I’m not kidding when I say they are all but extinct in my area, and it’s all because of the stupid fucking slop bowls.

Yes, the advertising is straight up misleading, saying shit like it protects you from viruses, and hides your browsing history from your ISP and lets you get international Netflix. It literally does nothing for viruses, it just exposes you to a different ISP (Nord), and Netflix is usually pretty quick about VPN blocking.

Chipotle was only one of the bigger players, but there were tons of smaller local burrito shops which simply don’t exist anymore, at least not on the east coast. Maybe things are different in California and Texas, but like I said in another comment, my college town had two amazing local burrito places which I ate at all the time, and they both went out of business in the mid/late 2000s and were unironically replaced by a Cava and a bubble tea shop. If you can’t tell, I am still bitter about this. The children are wrong and they need to understand why.

From my perspective Chipotle was just a bellwether anyway. I remember all of a sudden around like 2004 or 2005 when it just seemed to switch from people ordering 80% burritos to 80% bowls overnight. I don’t even remember them advertising bowls heavily until after the (objectively incorrect) shift in consumer preference. It killed the local places, it killed the “overstuffed” wars, and now it seems like your average chipotle cook can’t actually roll a burrito properly because nobody orders them.

There was definitely a culture surrounding burritos in the late 90s, with all the different fast casual Mexican restaurants competing for who had the biggest or most overstuffed burrito. And it was also the prime drunk food up there with pizza - I remember a local college dive having “the dumpster” with french fries and mozz sticks. In popular media, burritos were generally trendy, and now it’s basically just disappeared.

Good. Rice/grain bowls are fucking burrito nihilism and the worst thing millennials have done. If you want a fucking burrito then order one. Take it with you and eat it on the go. It’s a sustainable, self contained, portable meal, unlike its deconstructed evil cousin which involves plastic and utensils and you can’t even eat it while walking. Seriously fuck these things so hard. I fucking hate how they have completely killed burrito culture and innovation because some delicate fucking tryhards refuse to eat with their hands as God intended.