Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!


Krombiception, of course.
…you do have krombiception, don’t you?


“Not do anything useful” would be more accurate than “do nothing”. But that’s just my tl;dr.


[…] the resolution also contains many unbalanced, inaccurate, and unwise provisions the United States cannot support. This resolution does not articulate meaningful solutions for preventing hunger and malnutrition or avoiding their devastating consequences.
The United States is concerned that the concept of “food sovereignty” could justify protectionism or other restrictive import or export policies […]
We also do not accept any reading of this resolution or related documents that would suggest that States have particular extraterritorial obligations arising from any concept of a “right to food,” which we do not recognize and has no definition in international law.
tl;dr:


But the resolution passed anyway, which is why world hunger has disappeared.


Information superhighway


Start saving for old age now. It might seem like a long way off, and you might not have much money right now to begin with, but being young and poor is way better than being old and poor.


The problem is that an AI built to maximize paperclips might conclude that converting the planet to paperclips is an acceptable cost of maximizing paperclip production. It might understand why humans think it’s bad to convert the planet, but disagree. It would need to be explicitly programmed to prioritize human life over paperclips.
otherwise we would just switch it off
If it were super-intelligent, it could probably trick us into leaving it turned on.


A paperclip maximizer driven by self-preservation? What could possiblie go wrong?


Sorry, I lost the world’s smallest violin. This is the best I can do: 🖕


Are there examples of censorship or prior restraint you’d like to highlight?


There’s a movie where the president (actually a decoy) fakes a stroke during a speech to Congress.


There is no such thing as an innocent billionaire.


It may be possible…
It may not be necessary…


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Hard to think of anything more useless than a bitcoin “mine”.


I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with satisfaction.


A Nintendo64 with several game cartridges. It’s a little flaky, but it still works for the most part.
I’m curious how it’s considered a “layoff” if it’s based on performance rather than the job itself being eliminated.