How can this help here?

You guys know what V was trying to make happen, right? RIGHT?!

How does that help with my issue?

Greedy fucks.

No worries. No hopes saleman here.

Yeah, some days I feel like pressing a magic “instant permanent vanish” button.

At least I have a good partner in my life and on my new job I spend most of the day hyperfocused creating some scripts to make my tasks easier. I wish they would let me work remotely already tho, because I’m losing my shit after a month of full on-site work.

If I lose my partner, things may turn pretty dark, again.

Horrible place and bad English.

Not getting their kid properly checked for ADHD

The app will probably get false positives anyway.

The METALCHAD

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So Windows 11 has a built-in keylogger!

This popped up on my F-Droid homescreen:

Food Expirations (Remember all the expiration dates of your food stocks.)

Yeah… no. Jerboa has no seamless multiaccount. You can have multiple accounts in Jerboa, but you have to switch from one to another.

I want a client that can be logged on to multiple accounts at once and display a unified feed of all of them. Technically complex, but not impossible.

I was indeed told about Liftoff before, but doesn’t seem to work with instances such as lemm.ee

Fucking mods, this is Reddit all over again.

And fuck off whoever that tells me again to set up my own instance. What I want is popular instance admins and mods to pull out the stick out of their asses, because free speech instances that get defederated at the speed of light are of no use.

And there’s no seamless multiaccount Lemmy client yet.

/rant

To those people who say you can’t express sarcasm over text.

Fucking really? Can you not see it here either?

Source’s source: https://twitter.com/_silent/status/1698345924840296801

That’s not exact:

• Me cago en tus muertos = I shit on your ancestors / I shit on your dead relatives.
• Me cago en todos tus muertos = I shit on all of your ancestors / I shit on all of your dead relatives.

And in the theme of insults from Spain, a loaded one is also: Me cago en tu puta madre = I shit on your fucking mother / I shit on your whore mother

See, the thing with “puta/puto” is that it literally means “whore”, but it’s used to empathize cursings just like “fucking” is used in english. We’re even misusing it by putting it before verbs, imitating it’s use in english.

Not even if you do valuable or efficent stuff for the company. You’re disposable.

We’re gonna need a Lemmy client that can log into multiple accounts at the same time and display a combined feed of allof those accounts…

Nightly versions and Fennec.