I know several people, mostly older people, who have gone back to old-timey, off-the-antenna TV. I suspect this will become a trend.

When the Constitution is out of the way, Prosperity Gospel will be the official religion of the United States.

I was finishing elementary school in the late 1960s, in extreme right wing Anaheim, California. Twice a month, the (public) schools had something called “released time religion.” Two trailers would pull up to school, one for the Catholics and one for the Holy Rollers. The kids whose parents had signed a release would spend the afternoon learning Jesus things. The rest of us were expected to sit quietly, reflecting on our moral inadequacy for not being in the trailer.

As you might imagine, the majority of students who did go to the trailer, took umbrage at those who did not. And even then, I noted that there was nothing for the Jewish or Muslim or Hindu kids.

It’s just symbolic. This won’t get past the MAGA leaders in the House, let alone the pre-boomers in the Senate.

I bet all those big macho MAGAs are breaking down the doors at the recruiting office, riiiight?

It’s cool, MAGAs. Dear Leader has gone to live on a big farm, where he can run and play with a lot of other fascist despots.

To use as a political prison.

It’s been several hours, and none of the major outlets have picked it up.

Another distraction.

His followers will say he rose from the dead.

It’s intentional, and no one with the power to stop it will. If you’re an American, I hope you like living in a shack and eating slop while working four dead end gigs. That’s our future.

I hope the sons and grandsons of MAGAs get hauled off to boot camp.

And he’s winning. He’s getting exactly what he wants, because Americans are too self-centered to care.

MAGAs who can barely afford to drive to work: “It’s the least we can do to help Daddy Donald defeat Islam!”

Cucks.

“The results for the Election Of 2036 are in, and Blessed Leader Barron had been re-elected unanimously!”

When is he going to be on Dear Leader’s new Faith Based Action Team?

“Coming up, Carson has some tips on how to keep your car going through those three delivery gigs!”

NO SHIT SHERLOCK

Do they realize that without the foundation of science, there aren’t any advances in engineering? I’d love to see all MAGAs required to live like the Amish. Put your money where your mouth is.

You wanted a tough talking carnival barker, America. Now enjoy it.