Can we lay off the CEO first? He’s pretty useless.

Yeah, a long time ago, I don’t remember much about it. Patrick died and became a ghost or something.

I have but then the LSD wore off

My mom showed me her list of answered prayers to prove prayer works. I looked at the list and it turns out I did most of that. If I’m doing all the work what do I need God for?

Can I load a previous save?

I believe the cat

The article about crappy ads wants me to turn off my ad blocker, lol

Terminator was a documentary

Damn, beat me to it. As a former cook, I support this message.

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I thought Reddit was just bots talking to other bots

We left Digg for Reddit, then they enshitified Reddit so we went to the fediverse and now they want to bring Digg back. The turd just circles the toilet bowl endlessly.

Let’s explore the ethical treatment of toasters

Wow, that’s really terrible, I didn’t know that

Good for her

That’s interesting

Homey don’t play dat. Take my money 💰

Lol 😂

I’d like to go to one of their houses and tell them I want to search the place. After all, they shouldn’t mind if they have nothing to hide, right?

Ecorp