Because the “inclusive” part is already described by the first letter’s “story”?

Coincidentally also the name of one of my most prized folders.

Uh huh.

Ukrainian. But hey, don’t let facts get in the way, they’re our greatest allies.

Why are they called “data” centers? They’re digital diarrhea centers. There is no “data” here in the sense of anything meaningful.

You might as well buy exabytes of storage, mount it as one volume, and pipe /dev/random to it. Or to be a bit more physical, hook up a noise diode to a nice ADC.

For what? Helping fertilize crops with synthetic fertilizers? Pshaw, all we need is more wind and puppies!

I know! Oil is just a fiction and we can totally grow crops and fertilize them and make pesticides and plastics and chemicals with sunshine and rainbows which is why the population reached 8 billion by 2000 BC!

Ahhh a classic!

edit: who the heck is modding this down!??

https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM

If you’re in public, you have no expectation of privacy.

Yes, from the eyes of the people immediately around me. I do not expect to be taken in picture form that can be either stored forever or transmitted everywhere all at once.

🎶The wheels on the Cybertruck 🎶fall off and off 🎵

Aww but I want more digital diarrhea, a whole mudslide of it!

It’s an old geezer’s car compared to a stadium super truck, if they were street legal…

It’s diesel.

Why has being in a state of constant “information” flow become so important for people? It’s not even relevant, important, or interesting information, just a never-ending nerve-jangling assault of slop, ADHD nonsense, and generic crap.

Mentally ill people have sincere beliefs too.

Reminder: all religions are made up and mental illness adajcent.

I’ll be their brown-eyed girl…

Manlet with purse, looks like he needs a good series of beatings and de-teething.

Oh my God, my Eliza 2.0 chatbot is blocked. I’m experiencing withdrawals already, my productivity is down 76.8%.