He’s as threatening as a squeaky fart.

Sure, the odor is offensive, but more harm is done to the one that just shart his pants.

“Copy clean link” in your friend.

if you fully submerge them, the airpocket will be on the bottom (fat side) of the egg. IIRC, eggs always have an air pocket there.

It does. Because it costs less to be fined than to actually fix this shit.

“But how do they taste satueed in butter?”

(Sorry. I’m hungry)

Somebody tell RFKJ…. They’re blowing up his second favorite cream!

Also I’m pretty sure kegshit was an alcoholic since he was a wee fetus.

Have you see. How expensive crocs are these days?

They’ll be barefoot, and they’ll say it really improves their comfort.

“You know how I’m always fumbling with grenades…”

Cuz they can just flip a switch and start extracting oil?

Because more and more people hate his guts with the fury of a thousand women scorned.

And for good reason.

Yep. Nope.

don’t gotta do shit.

Edit- I maybe need to take a shit, though… excuse me a moment.

And this is why I prefer those old school prism mirrors.

You’ve never heard of one of those breaking, and they dim glare behind me instantly, instead of just as you were getting used to being being blinded and kind of sort of liking it,

Worse, this jackhole gets to be like “I think I’m gong to just not run for re-election” and get to go do it all to someone else again.

So like, the reality is that if he’d just admitted it, nobody would care. they’d forgive him and move on. The only times republicans care about purity of any sort is if it’s a democrat caught cheating, or an underage girl they want to fuck.

she committed suicide by self immolation.

which is an absolutely horrendous way to go. and all because he coerced her to have sex with him.

The Texas Supreme Court’s decision to separate votes in Dallas County cast after 7 p.m. Tuesday has raised questions about when, or perhaps even if, those those votes ultimately will be counted.

The Supreme Court’s decision followed widespread confusion among Dallas County voters who apparently showed up a polling locations where they weren’t eligible to vote — and an order by a judge in Dallas County to extend voting hours. County elections officials notified potential voters online that “Democratic Party polling locations…would remain open until 9:00PM” and that Republican locations would close at 7 p.m. “as scheduled.”

That could have been a sentence: “Texas is trying to suppress votes by cutting off votes that happened after the polling queues closed.”

What’s happening is that people are getting into the queue before the polls close, and because Texas is fucked like that, a large number of voters physically hand in their ballets past.

So they’re saying those votes don’t count.

And let’s be clear, the “staffing challenges” or whatever, are intentional.

Oh. I thought this was about the Shamwow guy suing because they didn’t put “shamwow” on the ballet.

Yep. Your read that right, and yes. He’s serious.

unsurprising, when you realize they get their ideology from an iron age reboot of bronze age legal codes written by… grumpy old pervert men.

…Parental, free speech and religious rights to do what?

to ignore the privacy rights, free speech rights and religious rights of their child.