Donald Trump issued an expletive-laden warning on Sunday that Tehran had until Tuesday night to reopen the strait of Hormuz or the US would obliterate Iran’s power plants and bridges.
Iran’s parliament speaker responded with a warning that the US president’s “reckless moves” would mean “our whole region is going to burn”.
The latest threat of escalation in the five-week war followed the rescue of a second crew member of a downed F-15E fighter by US commandos, ending a two-day search after the warplane crashed in south-west Iran.
Bro what makes you think they’ll say yes now
I’m downvoting this purely because of how extensively the title is sane-washing the actual statement.
What Trump actually said on his propaganda site:
Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP.”
That won’t fit in a tittle
“Trump loses whats left of his fragile and broken mind. Screams incoherent threats at the internet” fits quite easily into a title.
Open it by TACO Tuesday!
Tacos for dinner on Tuesday, reminder set
Thats actually a really great idea, tacos are delicious.
By the time I count to 3.
1… 2… 2.5… 2.75… 2.8…
You’re overestimating his math abilities.
Wonder why he hasn’t ever mentioned nukes. He doesn’t seem like he has any limits, so it’s a notable omission.
The stock market wouldnt like nukes.
What a wholesome Easter message
He’s as threatening as a squeaky fart.
Sure, the odor is offensive, but more harm is done to the one that just shart his pants.
TACO Tuesday, eh? Bit on the nose.
What are the chances he’ll back down at the 11th hour?
I think he won’t back down. He’ll push the deadline for the 7th or 8th time, realize it means shit to them, so he’ll spin this into a win because the strait was run by terrorists and bad hombres and that’s what he wanted to do all along.
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