OP: pulls out phone “Ha HA LET ME SHOW YOU MY 30% completed POKéDEX”

Bill: “I can store actual Pokémon here…”

Just label it “millk”. Only people who care are yacht-yeilders and they are notoriously dispatched by orcas and Italian-American so again, who cares?

Everyone needs to get polarizing filters for their cameras so we can see into the car windows of assholes.

Weird self report but okay

I mean banning teens seems a pretty good policy.

Man this guy looks like a husk of curses.

Who let the worlds largest particle accelerator steal excess heat from the LHC??

This guy is literally Adolphus Murtry. Hope he meets a similar end.

narrator: he lied

Still a good game. I’m sure all of you all in this thread are playing Chinese mobile slop that is 99% ai content.

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not like there’s a million and a half shows in production at any given moment.

hope he comes on, says fuck abc and quits and leaves the stage. he won’t though because he is a literal part of the problem.

Plenty liberal activists and innocent people have been killed by the work of right wing trolls; right wing politicians; lunatics; and the biggest organized crime syndicate to ever grace this planet of earth, known colloquially as “the cops.”

Might be time for a shake up of who’s violencing who, no?

Alternatively: kill assholes who deserve to be killed.

Man, this deservedly dead guy’s child is gonna become the 3000 year old worm retrospectively living in RFKjrs brain because that’s how dumb reality is now.

This is literally a bit in Seinfeld, except its a bagel and Elaine doesn’t get to go on her work trip. Guess our collective memory is very very very short.

doesn’t mean its not still part of the legal document that is the United States Constitution.

lazy ass newly minted Lawers better take note and not just reference the fucking website or (honestly lets face if they’re gonna do it) google AI summaries. everyone don’t hire a lawyer younger than 30 or older than 40 if you can help it.

Man my Linux system is so great, I spend all my time on it to talk about Linux. It’s so great I spend all my time to talk about how great it is

Uh… didn’t this happen like 7 years ago when they stopped using intel chips? Also why not just buy a pc to do this diy-adjacent bullshit? Not like you can’t get Mac equivalent (or better) hardware for literally the same price these days. It’s not 2004.