Russia’s Putin is heading to Xi’s China next week, days after China’s Xi- USA’s Trump summit

Fixed the laziness in the headline, how the hell people are supposed to know who is the leader of China or from where Xi and Trump are coming 😤

Xi, with tears of laughter running down his face, “Then he asked me if Thucydides was the name of one of my kids.”

Putin, roaring with yucks and holding his sides, “Stop, stop, stop, my sides hurt.”

Xi, “But I haven’t even gotten to the best ones yet.”

Will Xi have stopped laughing at how pathetic Trump is by the time Putin shows up?