This mother fucker thinks he’s smart enough and in good enough shape to be an astronaut! One of the astronauts had trouble walking when she got back. So let’s see it. Send Trump’s ass on the next one. First president in space! What a triumph that would be!
I like the idea, having dumbass MAGAts staring into and saluting the sun. But it costs too much. Easier to just shoot him off into nowhere. Make sure the power lasts as long as possible to just be totally hopeless.
This mother fucker thinks he’s smart enough and in good enough shape to be an astronaut! One of the astronauts had trouble walking when she got back. So let’s see it. Send Trump’s ass on the next one. First president in space! What a triumph that would be!
Actually this could be our chance. He thinks he can do it, so can everyone chime in to make this mission happen?
Just have it keep going in one direction until it runs out of fuel
The other astronauts sacrifice will be one of the greatest goods anyone could do.
Those poor chimps…well, someone’s gotta know how to operate the thing.
It still might return to earth.
“…But it was revealed that an 8-year old boy was also placed on board by mistake. And is now trapped alone in space with Donald Trump.”
“…This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen”
space alone 1.
why doesnt musk or BEzo give him a space tour in thier penis rockets.
The penis rocket doesn’t reach anything like escape velocity though does it? More like a rough elevator ride or fancy roller coaster.
Lmaoooo
Shooting him into the sun would be 🧑🍳💋
I like the idea, having dumbass MAGAts staring into and saluting the sun. But it costs too much. Easier to just shoot him off into nowhere. Make sure the power lasts as long as possible to just be totally hopeless.
Why waste a rocket to literally shoot him to death when we have a nation full of guns with non-existent background checks?
Small price to pay to get rid of him and move on.
Shooting him would be enough.
He is a fucking idiot rotting before our very eyes