Donald Trump has insisted Iran must “open up the Strait of Trump” and complained about not winning the Nobel Peace Prize in a meandering speech at the Future Investment Initiative Institute summit in Miami, Florida.

  • ClownStatue@piefed.social
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    1 month ago

    Watch, somehow he will claim victory for when this war ends, and then promptly add it to the dubious list of wars he’s ended during his presidency.

    “Hur dur gib me dem pees prizes NOW!1!!1!111!

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      1 month ago

      “will claim”? He has legitimately already stated several times that he won and they are just winding things down now.

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      1 month ago

      He’ll be dead by the time this war ends. He doesn’t have that much time left, and he’s certainly not going to pull the forces out while he’s still in office…