Summary
Dutch police discovered a 2kg garden gnome made entirely of MDMA during a drug raid in the southern Netherlands.
The Dongemond Police humorously noted the gnome appeared “visibly startled,” referencing its design with hands covering its mouth.
The Netherlands, a major MDMA producer, has seen similar concealment methods, such as drugs hidden in cat food or frozen chicken.
The gnome was seized, though its exact location remains undisclosed.
Not a drug bust, a drug whole-assed statue
Also known as a bust.
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Or titties.
What an excellent joke. Im glad that, throughout all of history, i live in the here and now so that i may have witnessed it.