

David the Gnome and Flight of Dragons


David the Gnome and Flight of Dragons


It’s mildly flooding in my area right now so I just watched Rock A Doodle the other day, one of my faves as a kid.


My beagle started her life working with me at a dispensary. She got lots of attention from all our customers. She hurt her leg somehow, maybe it was just growing pains, and she had a bit of a limp for a few days. She realized she was getting extra sympathy and attention because of her injury so she started faking it after it healed. She would hear the door, come running out of the office, jump up on her hind legs and get love. Then when the customer turned their attention to me, the budtender, my dog would turn around, whine, and start limping away so they would start petting her again.
It is so great absolutely NEVER running into someone from high school.


We sprayed hair spray on our hands, lit them, and did flaming high fives.


I see a lot of similar stories here about wandering free and living like feral kids but I want to second making homemade Explosives from hobby shop Rocket engines.
Afternoon Delight
I forgot what meme I was looking at and how obvious this was lol, I thought I was so clever for reading it that way the first time.


In Oregon you don’t need any certifications whatsoever to call yourself an engineer. I have referred to myself as a waste disposal and sanitary engineer (washing dishes) jokingly, but I bet someone more clever than me could spice their real CV up quite a bit just by creatively titling their previous positions.
Portland OR has more strip clubs per capita than anywhere else in the US. During covid when clubs were closed dancers were driving for a door dash service called Boober Eats.


You’re one of the 50% of Americans that are functionally illiterate aren’t you? It was the weekend, he drove on the sidewalk. Even if you didn’t read the article (clearly) the person you are responding to said as much in the comment you responded to. He was very clearly not on his way to work, quit defending terrorists and terrorism.


I am a winemaker in the Pacific Northwest. I sample wines a lot throughout the day but mostly I spit, I still catch a bit of a buzz sometimes though. Sometimes during harvest when we’re working long days outside I’ll have a beer or two. We celebrate the start and end of harvest with champagne. When I work wine tasting events I look forward to trying wines from other local wineries, I usually have a fair number of tastes throughout the event. I think I actually drink more at work than I do at home.


But the penny thing is still sinister and petty. He signed the bill to put new portraits on coinage, including a woman on the penny. Then he destroyed the penny so there still would only be men on coins.
My dog is extremely jealous of me petting other dogs but a total cuddle slut with other people. Toxic double standard.
I’m more interested in what you’re doing with your step dads shit.
If Heck is full of people who don’t like HOA’s it’s probably not that bad.


I forget if it was on the day or day after, but while the events of 9/11 were unfolding or coming to light I had a social studies teacher claim the plane that crashed in the field was an attack on our agriculture.
There’s also a series that was cut short.