Don’t get my hopes up.

Kids can handle much more than most adults give them credit for. If someone’s concerned about their kids misunderstanding something, maybe… yah know… watch it with them?

0% support to authoritarian-wannabe parents who try to control their kids’ access to information.

Generations that will grow up with morning-after pills will be fucked

I mean…

and its child products

Don’t get the “president” and his cronies too excited, now…

My head hurts.

accident

Maybe? Hopefully? I’m really, really hating that I have to question this. >.<

The ages are no one’s business unless the people he’s flirting with are under 18.

Just going from the behaviour, though? Still super creepy.

Oh no! Anyway…

Did Alice Cooper do something that I’m unaware of? My impression was that he’s much, much less terrible than Kid Rock.

My favorite Kid Cock moment

Let’s not get all of the Kid Rock fans excited.

Hmm… I do see a problem with that. He might already be dead from blood loss by the time the chipper gets to his alleged balls.

There’s a very educational show from Denmark called John Dillermand.

…I’ll see myself out. 🤣

The first seven words would have sufficed.

I think there’s probably a raccoon guy up near Boston who could use that toothbrush.

Be aware: Newsweek has a history of posting stories that placate and reassure the non-MAGA crowd. I don’t 100% trust their intentions as an organization. Kamala Harris was definitely going to win according to Newsweek, the week before the election.

Oh no! Anyway…

Fedora is great. Very intuitive.

If buying isn’t owning, then piracy isn’t stealing.

What’s it like to watch Fox News these days?

I hear he got it from Agnes.