Did she say thank you?

Retroantidisenshitificationalidizing!

Is that treason? Punishable by hanging from a tie?

I need one with a buttplug chooser and automatic insertion system… For a friend.

Enter the fleshlight. No, please! C’mon in! The gears are churning and the gel is moist!

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Honesty though I would too! If it was called A1! But its not! So I don’t because I’m not a fucking retarded asshole Mormon, that’s right, autocorrect, I wanted to say Mormon, not Morton or Norton or morrone.

We just need a big ol name tag thing… “The golf of Trump” or Trump city USA man!

Like UV light and moths. Just shine the light within an electrified fence and watch them pop.

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Jail Trump! Jail Trump!

…and he pardoned himself.

Hold on, is he raping two old ladies on main street while also shooting a dog, stealing 10 cars, developing an illegal DNA chemical and polluting the environment?

…and he pardoned himself.

FreeCAD for CAD as others mentioned.

Loosing 2% per day, it will take 30 days to half your investment!

Halving is the new doubling. And we’re doing it so quickly!

Since 2003 here.

Do evil.

It’s freedom of the press and not freedom to be depressed.

AI keeps sending funding to the asteroid detection guy, the DNA vaccine people, the bee people and other climate change people too. It wants to send money to the education department but we fixed that! We’re so good at AI! Oh look, it keeps saying stuff about Louisiana under water! Crazy! Let’s fix that!

Number of subreddits banned from?..site wide, that’s a lot of subreddits lol.

Totally… Help them buy a house! Yeah! They think they own the house but here’s what you do…invest $50 on land and build of a house for a slav…citizen thru bank #1 which you own. Then buy the house later with bank #2. Yeah you’ll pay a little more, like $65, but then you sell it back to another foo…citizen for $200. In the future, you children will be selling houses back to the citizens millions! No the stupi…citizens don’t know they don’t actually own the house. They totally think they own the house! Oh and get this! If your house needs repair, just sell it to a fixed upper couple or contractor! They will fix it for you and then pass it off at a profit to another citizen. You get a cut!. Every transaction, you get a cut!!!

Start? I though this was ending the market. If I could travel in time to 1882/1896, I would explain it to the founding slave owners like this: basically you tell people to invest, they give you all their money and as soon as they’re about to retire, just tell them the markets lost so you can keep the money! Yeah, they think they’re free and we do have personal flying vehicles now.