troybot [he/him]

In Africa, a tree’s age is determined by how long ago it was planted.

You can tell that it’s an Aspen tree because of the way it is

Which one is the positive nipple?

I guess Costco if there aren’t any local options

the first energy scandal

The biggest bribery scheme in state history and most people haven’t even heard about it. Paid off the lawmakers with a super majority to grant them state funds. Meanwhile after taking all that bailout money we still have random blackouts.

Your instincts were correct. The actual Knight Foundation was established by John S and James L Knight, co-founders of Knight Ridder Newspaper

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A1 sauce is made from raisins, so the consistency of ketchup but tastes like raisins and black pepper.

Amy is correct. Therefore, we should take down all the monuments to the Confederates that those Democrats put up.

Sonny Bono went out that way so it could happen.

The buyer should have used the 20% off coupon

The US declared war on drugs and drugs won

The US will take long term ownership of Ukraine and turn it into “the Riviera of Eastern Europe”

They did transmutation on a grape

The art department came up with this spooky graphic and then they had to put out an article to go with it

hope you and the kids are well Gerald has hemroids xoxoxo

Looks like the article was updated today. I’m guessing this was originally covering an announcement for a future rollout and now it’s finally happening?

Let me take a guess… Trump is still using “maga2020” for the password for his email like he did when his Twitter account was compromised.

This is Mar-a-lago? He lives inside a Cheesecake Factory?