toiletobserver

I side with plumbers

Someone should Luigi this guy

We did it, Reddit!

This is exactly what got me to stop eating Papa John’s. Cold pizza delivered an hour late. That, and the racist fuck who owns it.

Dead Internet theory…

Thank god the analog software is still safe

Too busy scrolling social media filled with rage bait and propaganda

Exactly

A message from tumbler ceo

JuSt MaKe A sEcUrE bAcKdOoR

Bwahaha… Good intentions, that’s rich

Doesn’t squeezing add energy to a system? In other words, make it hotter. My tiny brain can’t break rules of thermodynamics.

Chaotic good?

If I’ve learned anything from the home assistant community, it’s that things don’t have to be connected to the Internet to function. I hope those folks branch out and provide better alternatives.

The motorcycle business is booming too. I’m trying to get a minor repair done and the shop is beyond slammed.

Adopting the Kenyan game warden policy of shooting poachers? I’m in.

They’ve used facial scanning at park entry for at least the last year and probably a lot longer.

It’s got what school shooting crave, it’s got electrolytes

Relevant xkcd