Heat death any way you look.

I recommend turning off the device completely when an ad starts. This not only works, but has improved my entire life.

These type of belief systems have a much quicker loophole: Get a buddy to threaten your life if you don’t renounce your faith, refuse, he kills you, bam, instant martyr, off you go to heaven.

And yet I cannot purchase a two thousand pound self-slamming door, which would be orders of magnitude safer.

Or one man could replace Trump’s name in the documents with Gavin Newsom in black sharpie and arrest him. The truth hasn’t mattered for years.

Perfect is the mortal enemy of good.

Help clock. I’m a computer.