

Buddy, $152m won’t even bring it up to code. Not that he cares.


Buddy, $152m won’t even bring it up to code. Not that he cares.


Sounds like you’re salty. You know what’s not salty? New Coke. Catch the Wave.


And wouldn’t you know, it’s currently no. 11 on the iOS App Store’s list of free apps, just behind DoorDash. Chat, are they cooked


“You don’t LOOK like a 2…”
I have a relative (former Air Force) who was vaguely asked to speak about the merits of military service at a school in the early 70s — you know the war. Turns out it’s fucking graduation day at an inner-city high school. They’re not below anything.


His ringtone is Aerosmith’s “Love in an Elevator”
“25 or 6 to 4” by Chicago. He’s a band geek at heart, so the horn section is a must.


“Aaaaand gate A10 is through the checkpoint to your right” bang bang bang bang bang bang bang


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Gassin up the bois at the urinal


swivels iPad


Watching the glue factory footage yelling “it’s AI” all the way down


Only took it a sloppy second


Oh no the John Deere welfare queens are about to get yet another bailout


Still, to have somewhat less than $1,000!



It’s still all shipped in and out to my knowledge.