Sometimes the cardholder’s name will be printed on the receipt.
Sometimes the cardholder’s name will be printed on the receipt.


Try not to write any task managers on the way to the parking lot!


Oh say is that plane really
falling from the sky?
O’er the land of the free
Fuckin’ poke in the eye


“Sorry, we’ve all looked through those files a lot but no one has had time to alphabetize them yet!”


Idaho is trying so hard but just can’t keep up!
And even still, not everything of any particular code is recyclable.
I finally discovered that what is accepted in my recycle cart is determined by who will buy it for recycle. For example, some company might buy yogurt tubs and milk jugs but not other shapes of the same plastics.


I was up above it
Now I’m down in it


I’m sorry


And I’ve heard the majority of his kids are IVF/surrogate… does Leon even fuck?
It’s Bozo the clown’s clown girlfriend with whom he cheated on his wife. Now they cosplay rural Americans in photoshoots with pickup trucks and cowboy hats to seem relatable because having a super yacht that has its own yacht is pretty goddamn extravagant.


I’m glad you had the means and ability to get your daughter out and you’re a good parent for prioritizing her safety and well being.
Sorry to be annoying but you emigrate from and immigrate to.


Also OPM was that Heaven is a Halfpipe band.
If I die before I wake/ at least in heaven I can skate/ 'cause right now on Earth I can’t do shit/ without the man fucking with it.


Costco pharmacy near me was selling levonorgestrel emergency contraceptive for $6/dose as of a couple weeks ago.


~~Pump&~~Dump^Trump
Uhhh actually it was Red #4, man obviously


Yeah, they called those “silk” for a while but I’m pretty sure they’ve always been plastic.


I looked into this a few years ago and what I found suggested that the tied or stapled bags should be fine. It’s the crimped edges bags you want to watch out for; plastic particles in the paper are how the edges are fused.


Are they not already telling those stories?
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/people-live-tunnels-under-las-vegas/
It’s not a third place anymore. They changed that policy about a year ago.