Nice try, sweaty but we’re onto you.

Of course I know them. It was me.

I had a stereo with the double vcr setup. I’d rent movies and copy my favorites.

I’m the one who needs moderation.

I believe that we’ll figure this out someday.

This is so fucking stupid. Has anyone ever thought work should be a whole lot cooler about things?

You could get bootleg floppies. Also, emulators for early consoles were common enough that several people I knew had them. I loved playing snes games and romhacks on my Gateway computer.

I feel slightly better for a second before remembering that these companies will find a more aggressively anti-consumer method.

The timeline from research to “in my products” feels like a decade.

No one wants to actually listen to them. Instead of doing some self-reflection, they force a computer to “hear” their misplaced rage.

Only in spirit, amigo.

Is this smacking the black off of somebody? My friend’s mom used to threaten him with this.

It’s funny. I don’t know anyone that saw 13th floor in theaters but every millennial dude has it on dvd. Dark City is right up there too.

Is it because you have different films that fit different moods, no discernible way to objectively rate them, or some combination of the two?

I know some really spry 80 year olds but I wouldn’t trust any of them with such responsibility. They’re out of touch, forgetful, etc. Great partners for golf, gaming, and other forms of entertainment but I don’t want them in charge of anything.

I’m proud of you for only being mildly infuriated. I would smash it with a fucking hammer.

Why only one?

What a monumental waste of money. Can we rename it as a monument to children that suffered sexual abuse or do we have to tear it all the way down?

For sure but I’m not doing hypervisor. That shit is dumb.

Why would a random rapper kidnap them to specifically get him to release poo sheisty?

Might have gotten away with it too if it hadn’t been clear as day who would do such a thing.