Alternative headline:

BREAKING: Nvidia back in the good graces of the king after successful bribery negotiations at the palace.

That’s my job actually

Great post. Sad reality. Why am I here?

Oh! Thanks for letting me know. I was trying to share this again

Js…

https://lemm.ee/comment/19382148

Yes

• stop telling the corporations what they can and can’t do *

Gonna unalive the poo-stink aqua

We’re waiting til they make the first move and inevitably enact martial law. No one wants to be the reason/scape goat to take the bait.

Good. Musk is just a distraction/fall guy.

The thing that immediately comes to mind is a cheap telescoping fly swatter. . Old radio antenna style shaft / handle. The part that’s supposed to swat the flies was a massive square that was way too heavy and had so much drag that it would flop and never hit flat and was too slow because of it. Never once was able to kill a fly and after about the fifth try the handle broke in half and the top flew off launching into the great Beyond. Pretty sure it’s still lodged behind a couch somewhere.

Babies born into the prison labor force. That’s a great idea!

Found Brendan Eich’s alt account

Simply amazing

“Only” 😂😭 I hope the ‘24 serves you well for years to come! I have my car paid off in Oct and I hope to keep it until the wheels fall off and the engine blows up!

Edit: they have tried to buy it back at least once a year and I couldn’t be less interested.

Interesting pov. Thanks for sharing!

I came to this conclusion shortly after posting this. Thanks for the confirmation.

Fuck sharepoint to hell and back

Just put it on the card. Oh that one is maxed? Put it on this one. Oh that too? Okay then use this card. Same thing huh? Well try this one here. Oh th-

Slightly related. Wtf happened to the Apple CarPlay 2.0 thing that was supposed to fully integrate into the center console and digital dashboard screens that would allow the in-built UI to be overridden completely?

https://www.techradar.com/vehicle-tech/carplay-2-is-officially-delayed-but-apple-says-several-car-makers-are-still-working-on-it