I feel like I realized something profound when I was replying to your message initially. I was going to say something that I still find somewhat reasonable: if you create or develop or invent something useful or revolutionary, surely people shouldn’t be allowed to copy it for free? You did all the work

But then I realized that’s pretty close to poor people voting against taxing m/billionaires more. I’m not a millionaire, and I’m not developing any revolutionary tech either

Mr Brightside is decent at best!

So normal Uber then

They just hate the postal service

The sarcasm understander has logged on 🤭

It’s like gifting someone one of those gag scratch off tickets, you can’t get people’s hope up like that

Low quality bait

Sorry I was just making a Jay Leno joke

Which one has the bigass chin?

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So you agree it can’t reasonably be relied on?

Don’t tell me

What to do

You’re not my dad