They also make you show up to a US embassy and tell the American flag you don’t want to be friends anymore.

(only half kidding)

I never trust meta statistics anymore because you know they’re filling out their “numbers” with bots to try and keep their stock prices up.

In terms of real users I bet bluesky has already surpassed them.

All of the above until the left can reformat the democrats like the tea party reformatted the Republicans.

This his honestly a hilarious article. I can’t believe the state of leadership in the US these days.

Jokes on you that’s exactly what I want to have happen when I do that.

My friends car started making a weird noise.

I said, “it sounds like you blew a seal”

To which she immediately responded “EOAEOOAOAOAAOOO” - which was obviously intended as the sound of a seal coming to climax.

No, they pretended to get mad so they had an excuse to cut their workforce without having it labeled a layoff.