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Yeah, this was so bizarre to watch. It’s the first time I’ve ever seen Trump acting like a proud father, I mean with good reason, seeing as how Don Jr and Eric are the textbook definition of the term “fail son”

Stephen Miller has to know his day is up, Day of the Rope for you traitor bitches

Whattup Canada. Republicans here can’t help themselves when it comes to doublespeak. They usually write up bills with titles like “Protecting Children’s Lunch Choice In School” (hyperbolic, but not by much) and it ends up being something wretched like declaring cafeteria staff to be illegal and kid’s lunches can only be purchased with Trump Coin or some bullshit. We’re in Hell

Where’s that one dipshit from a couple days ago saying everything Greta was doing was just PR performative bullshit? Yeah, this looks like a brilliant clout scheme she’s concocting here, dumbass

Aww man. He never got to go to Rio with Arnold Schwarzenegger after all. Well, atleast he gets to hang out with Ted Bundy again

Goddamn… this is actually a really well framed and boiled down to the guts of it kinda statement. Every now and then, but all too rarely, bad things happen to bad people. Thanks Chief. Tell Keiko I said hi

And nothing of value was lost. RIP in piss, scumbag.

If it’s any consolation my Florida breh, Mike McDaniel is my favorite coach in the whole league, and it ain’t even close

barf no, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, BABY!

I’m with OhStopYellingAtMe and I’m an NFC South boy. I don’t think the Eagles are as reviled as the Chiefs or Cowboys, but that stock has been climbing for decades

I hate myself a little for typing this, but, Fly Eagles, Fly!

YES. This whole performative “Me stepping down and letting some right wing stooge replace me will really inspire people” bullshit has to come to an end. They’re just conceding defeat, fucking forfeiting, when that’s the last goddamned thing we need from our civil servants! … you’re not fucking helping!

These people need to understand this quickly, like yesterday: This whole “protesting by stepping down” thing, doesn’t help a damn thing. These mass resignations only embolden the shitheads to continue breaking the law with no fear of reprisal

Another insightful deep-cut article from my favorite columnist Captain Obvious

Yeah man, let’s just agree this sucks for anyone with any degree of empathy.

I’m white, grew up in Florida and got to witness Bush v Gore firsthand as a teen, the psychic damage messed me up so bad, enough to the point where I started to pay attention and be more politically active.

I’m casting a vote against fascism and racism - We’re in this together

I know, I just hate that this is my headspace regarding what are supposed to be free and democratic elections. It’s an existential kind of dread, and it fucking sucks

I hate that the Orwellian thought of ballot boxes requiring armed guards just entered my brain, because it just did. It goes against everything democracy is supposed to be, but this is where American fascism has led my thoughts to rot

This pregnant woman has bigger balls than Bezos, what a fuckin legend

Great, now how many innocent civilians were part of the collateral damage?

I’m a leftist. I wouldn’t wish this on the most red leaning state. Basically, fuck you