This is why I always bring two dinosaur grabbers. One for me cock, and one for the door.

We should revamp our celery campaign.
“Just how graphic do you want it? Like full anal, maybe a cross section with penetration!?”
So first off…promoted.

Born too early to deploy to the Middle East. Born too late to deploy to the Middle East. Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East.

Me: I miss you grandpa.
Ghost corporate grandpa: Buy a new car this weekend!

I’m so excited for the launch of our new orphan crusher!

Do they need a trumpet player? I never learned the trumpet but I can toot.

In fact, let’s forget the video hosting site.

It’s probably going to get worse before it gets better. The YouTube algorithm favors low effort frequent posting, so AI slop is perfect for the platform.

Kind of wild that the government wants to kill privacy online but still funds Tor.

I just wish there was an OS that was bloated to heck and back, and tried to shoehorn AI into weird places.

You wouldn’t think it was possible to eat fifty spring rolls, but they put a man on the moon. Anything is possible.

I was abducted by pirates and this is what I learned about executive leadership.

The last windows user defends their ad riddled bloat machine from the evil clutches of the Linux horde.

“Think about it. They drained a lot of oil in the Middle East, so there must be cool underground lakes of oil you can paddle around in down there.” -Gas station geologist

I’ve been using Linux as my daily driver for over a month. The only thing I miss are some old windows apps that I’m too lazy to troubleshoot in Wine.

Nice! I wish they sold workstations with Mint already installed to help folks get into Linux.

Pokémon Kentucky

This more insane than the great taste of RAT COLA. THE ONLY BRAND THAT MAKES YOU SCURRY LIKE A RAT.