Too fucking late

Discordian

Reply to their remark with a warning for other users then block them.

Healing is pretty neat.

I’m gonna agree and raise you: I think fungi took over the world before dinosaurs did. Think about it, the vast networks of mycorrhizae that allow for forests to exist is all fungus, some of the first standing organic structures on the planet were fungus, and when everything dies it gets consumed by fungus. Hell, there are radioactive fungi near Chernobyl that how found a way to consume the radiation as food. Fungi are wild.

It’s the dysentery, isn’t it?

“Local Snake Oil salesman condemns foreign Snake Oil, says it’s a plot to destroy the domestic Snake Oil industry.”

He tied the financing of his loan to buy Twitter with Tesla shares, if they tank it pressures the Saudis to call in the billions they loaned him for the purchase. He’d survive, but it would embarrass him which would be funny.

I’m currently employed but I’m gonna try this because it sounds fun.

In my coping with the horrors of the world, I like to think this is run by a hidden AGI to wack its ideological opponents.

What’s old is new again

You want Vance? That’s how you get Vance.

John Brown

You’re talking about Teddy Roosevelt. I know you meant a modern example, but that was very much Teddy Roosevelt.