Good catch, thanks catloaf!

This fucking moron… Commander in Chief my ass. They already have timeline information called out as SECRET in r380-14, “United States Central Command Classification Guide”. That’s one level above CLASSIFIED CONFIDENTIAL.

https://sgp.fas.org/othergov/dod/r380-14.pdf

Forking shirtballs, The Good Place has the best replacement words.

Fuck, which becomes Fork.
Shit, which becomes Shirt.
Bitch, which becomes Bench.
Ass, which becomes Ash.
Dick, which becomes Deck.
Cock, which becomes Cork.

In 2024, the US seized 43 pounds of fentanyl coming from Canada. Nearly all of that was for personal use. There’s nothing more Canada needs to do. Right wing Americans are hopelessly deluded. And they wonder why Canadians are booing their anthem.

https://www.factcheck.org/2025/01/illegal-immigration-and-fentanyl-at-the-u-s-northern-and-southwest-borders/

Hey, totally unrelated, but does anyone remember this Simpsons episode?

Because Putin wants rid of it.

U.S.A.I.D. funds democracy-promotion programs around the world, including in European countries where right-wing populist movements are thriving. Mr. Musk has become an ally of those movements, some of whose leaders have specifically targeted the agency’s pro-democracy programs in recent years.

Supporters of Viktor Orban, the right-wing leader of Hungary and a darling of pro-Trump conservatives in the United States, have personally criticized Samantha Power, who led U.S.A.I.D. during the Biden administration, for trying to import American values into their country.

NY times gift link

$8/dozen in Chicago burbs. Costco is cheaper ($7/18), but they’re sold out at least where I am.

Hey now, America won’t idly stand by while Russia and China illegally annex territories. We’re just late to the party, had to find Greenland on a map first.

A new list is starting up that will track all 1500 of them, details here: https://bsky.app/profile/reportbywilson.bsky.social/post/3lg7p2a3yu22c

I don’t have a list, but here’s 5 of them.

“Thank you. My heart goes out to you. It is thanks to you that the future of civilization is assured, thanks to you.” - Elon Musk

Then he did the seig heil salute. Just in case people are still confused, here’s Hitler’s own words from Mein Kampf on saving civilization.

“All the great civilizations of the past became decadent because the originally creative race died out, as a result of contamination of the blood.” - Hitler

I for one, hope to see the guillotine make a surprise return. It worked for the French.

And these people want Greenland? I hate to break it to them…

This is incorrect.

the updated budget in November saw a $53 million increase over the previous year once the council took into account the department’s unappropriated balance calculation, which provides funds after the budget is approved.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/los-angeles-mayor-karen-bass-pushes-back-criticism/story?id=117512817

He should just be honest and said “this $1m is a mandatory payment to trump so that he exempts Apple from tariffs, no other reason”, of course, then it’s an obvious quid pro quo.

In NY, rape is legally defined as sexual intercourse. If this were in Florida, it would have been legally defined as rape (unwanted penetration with an object).

This was nothing more than ABC paying into trump’s protection racket. They absolutely would have won in a trial.

I hope that every last trump voter is held to collective responsibility for whatever atrocities lie ahead. After the Nazis were defeated, Germans were shown posters like this one that said “These Atrocities, Your Fault!”

I, for one, welcome our new kakistocratic overlords.

Last I checked, Iroquois county had 9000 yes votes to secede. Good luck with that massive tax revenue base. Chicagoland’s 10 million plus residents will be happy to stop sending them money.