

I’m confused, they want people to pay money to watch? But money can be used for drugs and corruption…


I’m confused, they want people to pay money to watch? But money can be used for drugs and corruption…


You know Putin, the king of honest elections…


Just a heads up that you probably “agreed” to binding arbitration…


Why? He’s a pro at sucking even without straws


Why would the pentagon have any say in this? Or is it just within the defense agency? Either way, this feels like a waste of taxpayer money for them to be fighting about this instead of, well I dunno, maybe focusing on national defense…

Does that mean there’s a treasure map drawn on her back? I would reach out to ask her, but you can’t see your own back.
You know the phrase, walk softly and pick up all the sticks that look cool


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It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.


SomeBODY


When there aren’t proper protections in place for frivolous lawsuits. It costs them more to fight than it would to just advertise on the platform. Time for Ben & Jerry’s to make an “eat the rich” flavor with Musk’s face on the carton to advertise on X!
Server farms are the real money maker. Doesn’t matter the fad, they’ll need processing power from somewhere.
Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…
Damn, that human’s holding a fish so big I can’t even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water
You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased
Is that not what desiccant packs are filled with? That’s why it says not to eat it. Because it would taste terrible (and other less fun reasons)…


Ever since I started drinking Holy water twice a day I’ve been feeling so much more hydrated. Explain that science!


Damn, I thought I was being stealthy by farting silently like an assassin…
Can you site your sources from the global south? Also who says they’re not both wrong? Flawed governments spring out of good ideas all the time, humans have a bad habit of cutting corners and the world is more grey than that.