hahaha they blew up an effigy of YOU my guy! that’s pretty specific! kinda hard to seriously argue that hating ONE GUY out of all the Jewish people on earth is antisemitism.

(yes the rest of the zios can all fuck off too but this is too funny)

havent seen anyone add this yet in the comments so here goes: are you adding the eggs to already-boiling water? or adding them to cold water and bringing them to a boil? i switched over to adding them to boiling water, and have had no trouble peeling since. 7mins for over-medium. no ice bath necessary, i just run a little cold water over them so i can handle them easily.

hard hitting journalist Thomas Shardware

despite being completely unhelpful, this answer is oddly more wholesome than the old “cut down count rings”

then again all the trees being starved of water by the data center may disagree

have you tried staring at the torrent? if it doesnt work try staring longer