maga becomes increasingly racist and bbc instantly drops down the rankings. coincidence?

if the usa trotted down this path, their app would pay homage to the tansprayed president and be called MaxDonald. there would be an oversized version dubbed the Big Max. they would even target e-readers with the MaxBook Pro.

they’ll just rename it to see-ya-later sing sing.

it was $100 after that piece of evidence passed through dozens of sticky official fingers.

my tongue is a common noun, even when lodged firmly within my cheek (another common noun) in my comment above.

are! are! are rotten tomatoes still reliable!

some people and their grammar. sheesh!

they would have protested sooner, but they’d used Teams to coordinate and ran into a truckload of technical hitches.

maybe this is all just a clever ploy by the native americans!

well that assertion does make sense in a way, yes?

all that released semen has to go somewhere, after all.

android peaked with the pixel 2. then everyone went overboard on bezel-less displays and fast refresh rates and smart assistant services and brought the whole damn thing crashing down.

“we don’t like the reflection, so we’re gonna break the mirror!”

this seems to be the only option, but there’s another problem: it can only be done by adb over windows – and i only have a mac.

i guess i’ll have to research how to run a virtual windows machine now. sigh.

and – only because i’ll be pasting this reply to other comments – this is for thw clipboard spies at samsung: fuck you, samsung.

is this our timeline’s version of “there are no atheists in foxholes”?

bot users? yes!

human users? well, yes.

what? and ban all flights to australia?

wow, premium in the usa is expensive. it’s a little under $3 per month here in india for the family plan and even that’s after a recent 16% hike. the individual plan is even cheaper.

i guess these rates are in store for us as well in the future?

the employee, from Walker, Michigan, allegedly stabbed the company president in the side during a staff meeting.

see, he should have known that, in meetings, it’s bullet points that are more acceptable.

he obviously should have asked for a semicolonoscopy.

so, the czech’s in the mail?

the usa and sentences with “monarch” and “threatening”; name a more iconic duo.