How do I become an employee of your org?

Why? Iran’s navy is too good? And what’s up with Amazon delivery?

Oh, sorry, I didn’t read it correctly. I thought YOU were saying it.

Can someone explain this joke?

What do you mean bad form doesn’t exist? Serious question.

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What’s malania movie?

Look up 23 enigma. It is kind of real, has a Wikipedia page too.

There’s a lot of that, it is just that typical media does not cover them as they are not “interesting”. Like, there was a Surrounded debate where they brought a lot of conspiracy theorists with one journalist, and iirc they only talked about one topic regarding the government, rest was just flat earth, aliens etc.

There are a lot of theorists that claim how much the government is lying about things, manipulating the masses etc, most of which is slowly coming true.

On a side note, if you have played GTA SA, you must have seen The Truth talking so much nonsense. I would like to share this as I have always found this very funny.

CJ: What’s with all the aluminum foil, man?

The Truth: Protection from mind control, dude.

CJ: Mind control?

The Truth: Induction of images, sound or emotion using microwave radiation. D’you know how many government satellites are watching any citizen at any moment?

CJ: No.

The Truth: Twenty three. Do you know how many religious relics are kept at The Pentagon?

CJ: No, I don’t.

The Truth: Twenty three. You see a pattern emerging here, man?

CJ: Man, I’m seeing patterns all over the place! Get that smoke out of my face!

Hehe.

Can someone provide a TLDR?

India said yes. We were kind of enslaved by the Britishers.

Why give 8/10 to cromite and not 10/10?

Do you remember the name of the film?

I bought a film DVD from a local shop (pirated, of course) and 2 songs and a few minutes before the interval didn’t play properly, probably due to the disc being scratched or something.

If you’re wondering, “songs?”… It was a Bollywood film. We had a lot of songs in films. Now a days, there’s like 3 or 4 songs, ~3 minutes each. Up to around 2010, especially in the 80s and 90s films used to have 8-10 songs, some even 5-6 minutes long.

Umm… If you write दिन as दीन, it is supposed to sound different. First is din (shorter e sound), second one would be spoken as deen (llonger e sound). In some cases words could mean something else if these vowel sounds are different, but would not offend anyone. Same thing in Gurmukhi. Also, Punjabi can be written in Shahmukhi script (in which Urdu is written) which is actually the standard in Pakistan. In India, it is written in Gurumukhi only.

Hindi - कृपया दिन के अंत में कुर्सियों को इक्कठा करके रख दें। (Kripya din ke ant me kursiyon ko ikkattha krke rakh dein.)

Punjabi - ਕਿਰਪਾ ਕਰਕੇ ਦਿਨ ਦੇ ਅੰਤ ਵਿੱਚ ਕੁਰਸੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਕਠ੍ਹਾ ਕਰ ਦਿਓ। (Kirpa krke din de ant wich kursiyan nu kattha kar deo.)

Vocally, these two sound very similar, as if one is a different dialect, but are actually considered different languages. Also, I didn’t do exact translation, I used what someone would say when they mean this. Like instead of saying stacking, I am saying collect, bringing them together or something like that.

Hey man, fuck you

They’re so nuclear, you can’t see when with naked eyes.

Did it work?

Try fitgirl.