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There are ten thousand teams at Microsoft making Teams worse.

Stays crisp in milk.

A new era of safety: we blocked it entirely on our home router

Labor. They wouldn’t ever say that directly.

Pretty soon they’re gonna be like “Y’all know what we’re doing and you know what we’re going to say, and we are not wearing these hot-ass moving blankets anymore either. Fuck all y’all.”

❤️ Xi loves me ❤️ 😭 Xi loves me not 😭

For like 15 years my wife and I will occasionally greet each other with the “I came here specifically for dinner!” line from MST3K Mitchell. That movie really holds up.

“Critics See Big Risks”

Oh yeah the Boss Hogg/Harkonnen guy.

the best Antichrist anyone has ever seen, may people are saying

Bring back break.com you cowards

(They had a video of a car jump that made me laugh every time I saw it and I can’t find it any more)

I wonder how he’ll make it worse.

Yep but that means you’re not buying gas, which is a crime

Fucked

We really like Sky Valley too.

This guy always has such dramatic YouTube thumbnail image face

It’s crazy that this is the kind of shit we’re counting on now. It used to be the Guardrails and then it was the Wheels of Justice grinding exceedingly fine and now it’s Maybe Something Good Will Happen at the Last Minute

I like anything that hurts Teams

I’ve been pretty happy with Gitea for small projects. I had to learn how to use it for because a client was already using it and wanted to upgrade to a more recent version. I was brought in just to make sure that it would work without introducing disaster, and that was my introduction to it. It’s nearly completely brainless to run as a docker container and it seems to work just fine.

I wonder how these arguments are going to go someday when we have weapons that can just emit a field that instantly gives people cancer or vibrates their hearts to death or erases a person’s memory. The MAGAs will all argue that is their right to leave out beacons that covers a certain radius and will just run around chuckling “you triggered? you mad bro? you got sudden bone cancer or an exploded heart bro? can’t remember your kids? cry more ahahaha” and Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas will say of course these are fine, erasing peoples minds and having them drop to the ground when they encounter certain frequencies are just what the founding fathers intended (but keep those things a long fucking way away from us, of course)