It’s almost like we’ve been watching the checks and balances we were taught would protect us from tyranny fall apart in front of our eyes to a frail, old, nincompoop.

Congress has basically conceded its power to a pedophile. Could that be why we’re so anxious? Or perhaps because the DOJ is allowing laws to be flagrantly violated in public with zero consequences as long as you are aligned with the pedophile and his goals?

Hi Senator,

It was a bribe. Hope that answers your questions.

Sincerely, Everyone with a functioning brain.

Oh, we don’t just hate you, ICE agents, we want you in prison for the rest of your lives at the very least. Or publicly hanged like the Nazis you are.

Microslop is openly anti consumer. Why would you hand them your encryption keys?

It should be all of them. Get that fascist propaganda out of here.

Sounds like something a pedophile would say.

Man it must be rough out there for regular people that put up with that kind of bullshit.

Gargle my balls or get out.

The pedophile party making life easier for pedophiles once again.

Ah yes, who needs fiber when you have an inferior product that will be worse in every calculable way?

Pay no attention to the person who stands to benefit from this deal. There’s definitely nothing illegal about it.

So what if the owner of Starlink just happened to spend a quarter of a billion dollars to get the current president elected? That surely has nothing to do with the abysmal Starlink service stealing away funding for critical infrastructure.

TIL that clean water is “woke”

I better not see any anti-woke types drinking clean water!

S tier efficiency. Only a stable genius could bring this level of efficiency which is definitely saving us money as long as nobody actually does the math.

Microsoft accidentally made windows better in an update for the first time in years 😂

Ah yes, because what the white house needs is an inferior ISP to plug the gaps that could easily be filled by proper wireless access point configuration and distribution.

This is definitely not going to come back to haunt us later.

83% of programs gone. Clearly that means massive savings right? Definitely not less than 1% of the federal budget right?

Oh wait, it was never about trying to balance the budget. But finding anything that loosely fit the description of “woke”, “DEI”, or benefiting brown people.

What a waste of oxygen this whole administration is.

I bet it conveniently comes with a contract for xai. By a complete coincidence and definitely not more criminal behavior.

Letting your child die from a preventable illness should be considered criminal neglect. Bunch of brain-dead morons.

They will, at best, mildly inconvenienced the pirates.

The was always the fate of this horrible product. Do the rabbit r1 next.

Oh are we supposed to care about substantial evidence of theft now? Because there’s a few artists, writers, and other creatives that would like to have a word with you…