im sorry i broke the code

Got banned for saying Luigi was right

Oh boys, there are too many. The most recent is the iPad though

Supercalifragilistichespiralidoso

Well this happened a month ago, the situation is still uncertain but I’m in a better situation than my coworkers. If I had bought a house I would be fucked though

Well I also impulsively got a cat and he is awesome, albeit a pooper

A car. I was planning to buy a house but my old car annoyed me so much I bought a new one on the next day. Two weeks after, my team lead let me know that I was lucky I didn’t buy a house since the company was going under

None cause if I have to blast all the synths out there I don’t wanna lose pieces or, worse yet, die

I got brain rot so I forgot

Killed myself successfully and lived to tell the tale

L33T SUPA H4X0R

Either I did get the pricing wrong or u are lucky indeed. Are you from south eu?

They still cost 2 euro for 8 eggs, right?

in my basement, sure

Pff, rookie numbers. I have a 3k zettabytes data center at home

archive.org, which contains wikipedia too. Checkmate!

yes, probably over one of the following things:

• USA invading mexico for “muh terrorism”;
• Russia winning in Ukraine
• China invading Taiwan

Any of these events will set off the others

I don’t know, I hope I won’t be there to live it

They operate like nazis did at a much bigger scale. Violence against the “enemy” is just the next step

Considering trump sort-of gave an admission of that and there were reports about the hacking of the voting system before, I wouldn’t say “rigged elections” is that far off from the truth

I do care about that for its geopolitical implications, just as I care about the US downturn to fascism. The west has fucked it up enough in the ME, now it’s up on them to sort their future