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The mixer step seems unnecessary at this stage, other than that, checks out

We’ll keep your secret

Rly? My daily driver is GNU grep

ISS, as in: you get shot into space?

Oh, so they can’t get autonomous driving to work, thus the next step is to get people who are sleeping to steer the cars remotely

Sounds great, except i think this whole thing is about some punching game… Not sure though, i’m not a sports person

Sounds like gifting