In French class i chose “Guy” from the list because I thought it sounded cool, but then found out they pronounce it like “ghee” which didn’t sound as cool. Malheureusement.

time flies like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana.

why did the little old lady fall into the well? she couldn’t see that well.

always 15% regardless of service. best or worst, i don’t care. im not going to judge anyone. i just want a meal and consider the 15% to be a convoluted tax for meals here in the US.

Uh, here I go, here I go, here I go again

Girls, what’s my weakness? (Men!)