Huh, that’s interesting. I’m not deaf, but I don’t make any sound except loud sudden exhale. Besides ADHD I am neurologically normal, if that matters.

Edit: My dad sneezes turbo loud, btw.

This guy looks like he eats toenails.

English: Spaghettification (being ripped/stretched apart extremely violently)

Oh and almost forgot: Yeet is an actual word now, so that as well.

German: Zeitgeist (so well known you’ve probably heard it already [“spirit of the times”])

Programming languages: print(“lol, lmao even.”);

I jokingly say “who did/was that?” when it was obviously me. For example: After a fart that I announced before.

For Proton it is the “tech bro”-y feeling and for Signal it is wondering about financing. Also, if you are paying for your own audits there is an obvious conflict of interest.

I have this bad gut feeling about Signal and Proton, I have no evidence tho.

Yes, that’s right, you have figured out what all international elite spies couldn’t. You, some random guy, have undeniable proof that every country you don’t like manipulates their GDP.

Probably because it learned to do that from humans being in these situations.

I recommended looking up the problems with self hosting a mail server first. Just go with Tuta imo, its cheaper and easier.

Mullvad and IVPN are cheaper. I am not a shill, this is just a genuine recommendation.

Oh yeah, a cape or clipping through a wall is also a great idea. Needs frame perfect movement, though.

Jump in a green pipe or find a warp whistle, Luigi.

Man it sure is a good day to be both a Valve and Arch fanboy.

True, if I had the money to spare I’d definitely consider it.

Too expensive for the hardware provided in my opinion.

The only reason I am buying Pixel devices is the amazing third party os / rom support (especially GrapheneOS).

I know this is probably a joke, but don’t do that. It gives you a unique fingerprint.

Can we please keep calling it Twitter, just to piss off Elon?