

Can bribe a toddler with a box of OJ.


Can bribe a toddler with a box of OJ.
Engineer: “If speed == slow, do nose down”
QA engineer: “But what if the not redundant sensor if faulty?”
Engineer: “Good is good enough, I have more to do and deadlines to catch”
QA engineer: “You’re absolutely correct, ENJOY!”


Het wordt pas opgemerkt op het moment dat een bank eraan te pas komt. 20k onderhands kun je zo wegpoetsen, alleen de route naar de bank is ingewikkelder. Daardoor blijft er meer in het zwarte circuit hangen.


Dus er zal veel meer zwart worden gedaan.


After nuclear accidents, you get to make anime without shame.


The cartel will start lobbying, because of loosing their biggest outlet.


The MCAS system is now so robust it only wants to go up…
It becomes a repatriation.


With this pace it will be the central desert.


“Do be a dear and remove yourself from my presence”


It’s sort of guaranteed nest egg.


I mean it’s just a browser. Bit of fiddling with the saved password and your go to go again to never look back. If they value their users they will improve again like Firefox did in the background over years.
I only hope a good search engine will appear again. I don’t like the alternatives.


Was it any good?


Dotanium or donotanium there is no trytanium!


Op werk ga ik eigenlijk nog amper sociale relaties aan. Geen schuine grappen, geen opmerkingen over iemands uiterlijk, geen gesprek over religie, geen grapjes over “dat is gay” en geen politiek.
Als ik denk dat iemand er goed gekleed uitziet zeg ik er niets van.
Met vrienden onderling is het prima en kun je nog eens grapjes maken, maar daarbuiten of op sociale media hou ik me alleen nog maar aan de vlakte.


Tizen in the corner: “Pick me, pick me 🥺”


Don’t forget that his mommy invented spinning the news with her “immaculate conception” story. Having three “wise” men over checking if they were the father.
A father sees his whole family get crushed for the ultimate eargasm.
The father snail enters a high stakes game to capture a human and eliminate his immortality.


If you can turn water into wine, you will be making a decent profit. Why do you think the Roman government wanted to get rid of him?
It’s just history repeating.
Why the meta logo?
Use a bird lady as logo!