Guess what: we did this last time Trump was President for 4 years already

They went online to post pictures of themselves at protests and pat themselves on the back for Doing Something.

“Mission accomplished”

Thanks for raising awareness or whatever

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The average person is not deeply aware of this stuff. All y’all don’t have any fucking clue what the average American is like.

Most people are just trying to get through the day. They want to pay their bills and make sure the kids are fed and Sally needs to get to dance class and Bobby has been having problems at school and now the boss wants to get that foundation poured tomorrow so you’re gonna have to stay late, but your wife can’t leave work early to pick up the kids so now you have to deal with that and oh, eggs cost double what they did a year ago and you haven’t gotten a real raise since 2021.

They don’t have time to spend on Lemmy, figure out how to use Linux, learn what a tariff is, or debate the difference between gender and sex, or read about what the Heritage Foudnation does. I do, but I’m not most people and the more y’all keep acting like those people aren’t like you people the more problems you’re gonna keep making for yourself.

Grow the fuck up

Exactly. When I signed up for the military, it was because I wanted to kill people, and not because I had no other good choices

Options include: wheels, seats, and paint

While yes, the stock market going down is the opposite of “corporations winning”

Tell you what, let’s have a contest: we each mail 100 letters, me from USPS and you from FedEx, and we track which ones arrive first

To be fair, it’s kind of weird that there’s a black medal of honor in addition to the regular one.

A) No executives anywhere are taking personal accountability for anything

B) I upgraded from the 12 to the 16 for Apple Intelligence and I have yet to see it offer value. A substantial portion of hey Siri voice requests return with “I’m sorry I didn’t get that” even when using the voice transcription feature gets the words right

I’ve added limes to the grocery list

Seems like just yesterday Metallica was suing people for enjoying copyrighted materials

Most hiring managers are looking for unicorns

Good point: a lot of theft stems from people reading tax returns and robbing the rich. That’s why high-income neighborhoods also have the highest crime 🙄

Me, thinking about the days of dial up: 😭

I suggest getting a dog and giving up on dating

Is this something you know from living in Gaza, or something you’re repeating that you saw online?

Disagree. Calling leftists Nazis for not voting for Harris is basically the same thing as Stalingrad

PROBLEM SOLVED.

Great work everyone. Maybe post a couple more memes about the Heil, but I think we can all safely say that Elong won’t a be problem from now on