Oh no! I’ll get right on that. I’m just waiting on the Return on Investment from my beautiful girlfriend who’s definitely travelling to London next week and I’ll finally see her for the first time - I invested all my savings in this excellent opportunity she has, and my 100% RoI should arrive any day now.

The yacht people have the same problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdi6E-qzS1c

Send me some bitcoin if you want to help this prince donate his money

Why?

fusion-fission power plant

Sounds like you’re just undoing your work. Put the pieces together, take them apart again. Energy!

Wake up babe new perpetual motion dropped!

Automated ad clicks probably are breaking the rules, TBF.

Appropriate

I feel so dirty when I come back to a country without bidets.

I saw your comment just after the “A cat.” one, and did a double take!

Wow, glad it worked out! I’d say impulse buying a pet is usually not a good idea!

But I see you already had cats? (Or you wanted kitty litter for… something else?) And adopting a shelter pet… worst that happens is it goes back to the shelter I guess! So maybe not so risky in your situation.

Did fighting Nazis go out of fashion again?

Cinnamon’s been working well for me; I’d choose that, and I don’t mind waiting till my laptop breaks to reassess what DE I want!

Hurrah for a fellow rat poison user! (I haven’t used it in ages though.)

Is this for real? Or a continuation of the meme?

Alas, battery EV passenger jets are a long way off.

Bumble bees.

They’re probably okay, but I’ve avoided Lenovo since that one time they injected their own certificate authority to break all your internet security and middle-man in their own ads (and spy on you? Who knows?).

Thank you! I’ve bookmarked this for next time I have a Windows reinstall! Hoping it still works then…

Gregorian Death Chanting Shanties - now in Techno!

Not a ‘revival hymn’, but more of a ‘survival hymn’. (As introduced one time by the artist.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAEmhqdLFs