So, those Epstein files coming out yet?

Ooh, did Mission Control tell them to turn the capsule off and then on again?

Wait until they start mapping the moon’s far side using MS Paint. Tech support must stay on the line!

When she stands in her front lawn in Minnesota and waves her arms, waiting for Jebus to carry her to Washington (because aircraft=science=bad), we know who to follow.

Our leaders are so fucking stupid.

Yeah, this kind of thing has been popping up… well, since I started paying attention in the 1970s.

A friend of mine at that time had a great solution: “When they can’t pay my social security or anything else I’ve paid into, I’ll just take it in trade. I’ll take a fair-value amount of government land - maybe in Yellowstone, someplace nice - and at that point it’s mine. Good luck getting it back.”

Trump posted on social media after the announcement of Mueller’s death: “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead.” The Republican president added, “He can no longer hurt innocent people!”

What an uber-douche. I read the morning news Every. God. Damned. Day. And the headline is never, “Trump is dead.”

But there’s always tomorrow.

Edit: I did not mean to change the focus from Mueller to Trump. Buuuuutttt… they might want to check his polonium levels…

As opposed to the meticulous and detail-oriented training the previous recruits have excelled in demonstrating?

Seriously, up til now their training might have been: “If they have a face, aim for that place; Exercising their rights? That’s reason for fights.”

Given that most law enforcement stories lately (/s) are completely divorced from reality and fall apart with video evidence, I’d like to see the body cam of this. Now all we have to do is wait for the AI to generate some video that matches the report…

And they know exactly who is promoting this “fake news”, so stop it. /s

Epstein Files, you say?

Protestors are advised to carry brown paper bags - he’ll take them and shake them. If money falls out, protestors win.

Federal officials say the cards are unauthorized and now the subject of an investigation.

So anything not the subject of an investigation is therefore authorized? Like shooting soccer moms in the face and ICU nurses just because? Asking for an armed, pissed-off friend.

Waiting for them to all take the Revolver Taste Test Challenge.

Sooo, I can commit a major crime and steal millions of dollars and then “self-deport” to a tropical island with no extradition treaty?

This used to be called “getting away”.

First rule of Pyramid Scheme: Never admit to Pyramid Scheme.

Second rule of Pyramid Scheme: Never admit to Pyramid Scheme.

So, is the Star Tribune stating that since he was dragged along previously, he panicked and fired this time? Or that he reported a while back being dragged along, so that charge might be bullshit too?

Is it, “United Health and Epstein Files Corporation”? Because that shit seems to be okay.

Actually, I did. Where is this addressed?

Can’t wait until someone tells them about Windows 11.

<checks popcorn supply>

Says the man who can’t get a car door to reliably open, burning people alive in minor collisions. Meanwhile, EMS trains to open those doors and save lives. STFU, musk.