massive_bereavement

Isn’t that… like the… like the opposite they say they would do? I mean… I guess it’s their modus operandi.

Can’t wait to be chased by one of these puppies on my way to steal some insulin.

Pay rent.

[Chorus] CEO, entrepreneur Born in 1964 Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezoooos

Where’s my blue milk?

Wait… What do you mean with shouldn’t injest… I thought it was perfectly fine: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito

Certainly they won’t use years of collected metadata from social networks about political sentiment, right? …right?

Exactly. How are we supposed to track him?

At this rate I wouldn’t be surprised if the next character has horns and wears a cape.

The intelect border?

Much more like a stream of shit.

ICE tactics can be streamlined to the FBP doctrine: Find Brown People.

This motherfucker is the Jordan of bankruptcies. I mean failing at a Casino was already Master-level, but this takes the pie.

Well I was mostly alluding to the fact that there is a large swath of Trump voters that are surprised they were directly affected by policies they voted for. At the same time as the President commonly pardons a couple of turkeys (out of thousands), I thought it would be a fitting allegory.

Bbbut some will be pardoned at Thanksgiving!

“There’s no business like show business” and other Barbra Streisand great effects, I mean hits.

You’re missing the part where you give them all your contact details and they install some “metric gathering system” a.k.a. spyware in your device.

I hope the FBI does something right yet for the last twenty odd years I’m just reading about major mishaps and straight out evil shit.

I’ll strongly suggest to take out all the cheaply AI generated music from this “back up” and save themselves some space.

Yeah even my autistic ass can tell this is close to a hostage situation.